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Joke of the Day

"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"

"Love that show where they lure loan officers into a house with mending, To Patch a Creditor."

"On the street a person has a heart attack. Someone shouts: - Is there a doctor? Vegan: - I am a vegan."

"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."

"Technically, all vehicles are time machines."

"If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that"

"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"

"I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."

"What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast? Stop ""Russian"""