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Joke of the Day

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"

"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"

"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"

"Crazy ex's are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"

"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."

"I asked my mother who was her favorite child... She thought for a second and said, ""Do I have to pick one of mine?"""

"I once thought about becoming a proctologist... but I can't imagine spending my entire workday dealing with assholes."

"I'm 43 yrs old and still buying pot at a mall parking lot. On the flip side, Mom is 70 and still selling it there."

"Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?"

"What do you call a shoe with no laces Shoe HA!"