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Joke of the Day
"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"
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"$599... ... plus tax and shipping. *Let's see who gets that joke.*"
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"
"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."
"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"
"Your love life"
"I knew my daughter would be a slut when this bitch was 3 months old Instead of drinking the milk out of the bottle, she takes the bottle out her mouth and shakes it all over her face"
"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The Russians did it apparently."
"Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
"I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing."