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Joke of the Day
"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."
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"I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage. That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!"
"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."
"If you had sex 365 times in one year and melted the rubbers down to make a tire, what would you call it? A fucking Goodyear! ! !"
"My sex life is just like star wars: Its either Han Solo, or i have to use the force."
"Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately."
"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."
"Why is the sea so salty? because the land won't wave back."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"