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Joke of the Day

"Me: Look, even if you could breathe underwater, no one wants to be Aquaman. 4yo: Who's Aquaman? Me: EXACTLY!"

"Welcome to America's Next Top Teen! Smoke these drugs, piierce your face, burn some books, swear at your parents"

"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."

"I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places"

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, except she scissors it in."

"The Seattle Seahawks play calling."

"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"

"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"