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Joke of the Day
"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."
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"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."
"combine the name of the first enemy you ever had and the name of the last thing you ate out of a microwave to get your Horrible Asshole Name"
"How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball? ""Europe"""
"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."
"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Putting the wheelchair in the oven"
"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES??"
"Average people are mean ."
"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"