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Joke of the Day

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."

"My nephew is in the 'why' phase of his life as a 6 year old... and I told him 'Because it feels nice and you're an unreliable witness!'"

"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("

"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."

"Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him? He just wasn't her type."

"I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism"

"What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle? ""Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."""

"A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits... He said, ""Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."""

"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."

"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."