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Joke of the Day
"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"
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"What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper? An Imperial Walker"
"This guy was so computer illiterate... When told to turn on a computer, he asked where he's supposed to rub it. :P"
"All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up! Lol. But seriously, ladies. This is a robbery."
"Have you heard about the movie director from space? Woody Alien"
"You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name."
"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."
"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."
"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""
"From Predator 2 ""The doctor says, 'I need a semen, stool and urine sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm in a big hurry, can I just leave my underwear?' """