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Joke of the Day

"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""

"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."

"What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers"

"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"

"What's the hardest thing to do in the morning? Peeing with a Boner"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."

"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."

"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"