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Joke of the Day
"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."
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"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."
"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"
"My legs are so white that they stopped listening to their Bon Iver LP to correct my pronunciation of 'quinoa'"
"What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose."
"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."
"i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth. you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous."
"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""
"ME: can u pick me up in ur claws DRAGON: go AWAY dammit ME: can u just put me in ur mouth plsI wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail"