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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas."

"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""

"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."

"Depression isn't officially on the menu at Taco Bell, but it comes with every meal Truth"

"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."

"People who bend down to pick up a thread instead of running over it with the vacuum 37 times, what's it like to exercise?"

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."

"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."

"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"

"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"