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Joke of the Day
"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"
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"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Their, they're, there."
"[takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet"
"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"
"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? If we stick together we can stop this crap!"
"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."
"What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems? By sending them executables."
"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"
"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."
"My eyebrows were just trimmed during my haircut so I'm officially 80."