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Joke of the Day

"What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems? By sending them executables."

"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"

"I went to a library... I went to a library and asked the librarian for a book on suicide. Then the librarian turned to me and said ""Fuck you, you wont return it!"""

"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"

"You wana hear a cat joke? Naw, I'm just kitten."

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"

"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."

"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."

"Shakespeare was gay... How else was he so good with his tongue?"