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Joke of the Day
"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
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"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"My grocery store keeps rearranging the produce section. If I need to work this hard to find bananas, there better be a damn tropical breeze!"
"My Proctologist does horoscopes which, I guess, makes him an Asstrologist."
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"
"What is Swizz Beatz's favorite breakfast meal? Alicia Quiche"
"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"
"Snooker If pink is covered by red, go for the brown."
"They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free."