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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"

"What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!"

"Saw a picture of Justin Bieber on a horse. It looked as natural as sauerkraut on a bean bag chair."

"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."

"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"

"A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming"

"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."

"Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now."

"When ""Tickle Me Elmo"" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department... Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles."

"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."