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Joke of the Day
"My eyebrows were just trimmed during my haircut so I'm officially 80."
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"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"
"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"
"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions."
"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"Marriage is the only legal way to trade cash for sex."
"I cooked a live Lobster in the microwave and now I have a giant mutant lobster in my living room demanding to watch The Little Mermaid."
"Today I found ought I was adopted... but they gave me back."
"I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."