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Joke of the Day

"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"

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"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."
"What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100? I'd say it's fifty fifty"
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"Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform."
"Men and women are like cats and dogs... You can't have sex with them in public."
"BREAKING NEWS: Wall-Mart is now selling Justin Bieber CDs in the Garden Center. Right next to the Pansies."
"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."
"Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend."
"Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them."