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Joke of the Day

"Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? . Lucky for him that I was awake playing the drums!"

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"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."
"I have a friend who's fat, alcoholic, and transvestite. All he does all day long is eat drink and be Mary"
"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."
"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."
"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."
"""Go left at the chopsticks in the road"" - Chinese directions"
"The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime."
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