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Joke of the Day

"The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime."

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"

"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."

"How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket."

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? .. the hotdogs taste like shit."

"A little doctor joke Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a large African river! Doctor: Ah, you must be in denial."

"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."

"Raped by a canadian A woman called the police saying she was raped by a canadian, the policeman asked how she knew he was canadian. She said he said sorry after."

"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"

"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"