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Joke of the Day
"""Go left at the chopsticks in the road"" - Chinese directions"
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"I'm a Vegan Rasta... If I cannot smoke it, then I cannot eat it."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish"
"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"
"What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour. Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this."
"Where do Jihadists get their snacks? At the Allah hu snackbar."
"What do you call two Jews walking into a bar? It's called a business proposition. What do you call two black guys walking in to a bar? It's called a robbery"
"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."