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Joke of the Day
"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."
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"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"
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"I went to see an inflatable marching band I was excited at first, but when I got there they turned out to be pretty flat...."
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"2 password hashes were walking down the street, one was assaulted"
"what do I get Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger."
"If I untagged myself in your Facebook picture that had nothing to do with me, please consider it as a polite fcuk you."