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Joke of the Day
"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"
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"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."
"What's the smartest cookie? Academia nut"
"What's the difference between a man and an octopus? Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain"
"What would you order... From a menstruating ice cream scooper in Ireland? Sunday, Bloody Sunday."
"Come forth... God: John,come forth and you shall receive eternal life! But john came third and won a toaster."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."
"Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes."
"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."
"What do you call a stereotypical flan? A quiche"