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Joke of the Day
"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"
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"Shout out to that old cop in movies, talkin' 'bout how soon he's gonna retire & go sailing with his wife. Dude is about to get BLOWED UP!"
"OC: My wife recently caught me receiving a hand-job from a circus soothsayer. It was truly a stroke of Miss Fortune."
"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."
"Why couldn't Luke get any sleep? Because the Force Awakens"
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who cares?"
"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""
"Me: I'm nervous about mingling at the party Wife: Just talk about stuff anyone can relate to [Party] Me: HI I UNDERSTAND YOU TOO ARE HUMAN"
"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."
"Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine."