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Joke of the Day
"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
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"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"
"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""
"What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator."
"The guy that takes a picture for girls at a club never gets laid."
"Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it."
"""Darling, your teeth are like stars."" ""So yellow and so far apart..."""
"Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with Fact: They'll fight. Every hour. Every day."
"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."
"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""