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Joke of the Day
"There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable."
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"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."
"What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high."
"My mate just rang me and said ""what are you doing at the moment?"" I said, ""probably failing my driving test."""
"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."
"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."
"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"
"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"