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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
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"Like most movies. I show big things in my trailer."
"There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers."
"How High Are You? Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's hi, how are you?"
"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read."
"Last night I slept with my contact lenses on. My dreams have never been clearer."
"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"
"Just asked my hairstylist for the ""Bieber."" He shaved off all my pubic hair."
"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence *edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*"