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Joke of the Day
"What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high."
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"Which hotel chain was Nikita Khrushchev's favourite? Premier Inn."
"What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb? If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner."
"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"
"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"
"Mom , Mom, they call me ""the Cliffhanger"" in School... ... Mom: Why is that my son? Son: Because...[Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud]"
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"I'm Phoenician, as in, ""Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."""
"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"
"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."