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Joke of the Day

"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"

"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."

"Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: ""This one has insurance. Don't kill him."""

"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""

"Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil? A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from /r/funny by request)"

"What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron? Dough nuts!"

"Have you met the mushroom man? He's a real fun guy."

"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."

"Doctors have determined Hillary doesn't have pneumonia Apparently a little girl from Kansas just threw some water on her."

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."