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Joke of the Day

"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."

"What is a Canadian's favourite letter? Eh?"

"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"

"Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays"

"Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work."

"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"

"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"

"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"

"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."