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Joke of the Day
"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."
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"The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets."
"Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs."
"If you every lose a friend that party's a lot don't worry... They'll eventually turn up"
"if weird al is so popular now they should call him normal al. thats what i say on it"
"Why do people get addicted to meth? Because they didn't think of the aftermeth."
"Internet is filled with girls crying over Zayn leaving 1D. Never knew there were so many girls in the world until yesterday."
"Did you hear about the woman who ordered a double entendre at the bar? The bartender reached under the bar whipped it out and gave it to her"
"A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease."
"Just gave my husband a 3 dozen box of condoms. He laughed and called it a life time supply. I laughed and called him optimistic."