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Joke of the Day
"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."
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"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"
"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."
"Financial status: 10 days ago: eating cat food. Today: eating the cat."
"Your momma so fat... Yo momma is so fat when she is playing Pokemon go she can see all pokemons on her cell phone"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky"
"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"
"Priest: Marriage lasts until death. You're not married in heaven. Me: Why not? Wife: Then we'd be in hell."
"Pirate ship Why did the pirate carve a topless mermaid into the front of his ship? Yar, cause wouldn't it be loverly"
"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"