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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."
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"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"
"What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone? An oncologist"
"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"
"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
"Facebook- You: Going to a concert tonight! Friend: Sweet, what concert? Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO"
"Nice try, Clooney ""wedding."" I know a casino heist when I see one."
"Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it."
"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"
"My girlfriend went blind I hear when people lose one sense, it improves their others. Maybe she will improve in her sense of humour."