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Joke of the Day
"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."
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"The people of Baltimore played GTA yesterday... Tonight they will see the National Guard play Call of Duty."
"I think what I despise the most about blind people is knowing they'll get rid of that dog as soon as they start to see."
"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"
"I'm Torn on the Issue of Abortion.... On one hand, I support it because it is killing babies. On the other hand, it gives women a choice. Credit goes where credit's due, /u/DJ-Salinger"
"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"
"Exclamation points are cocaine for sentences!"
"What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers? A Labrador Deceiver."
"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."
"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"