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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway"
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"How did King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even."
"You are literally overusing literally."
"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"
"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"
"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""
"I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy."
"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""
"I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He tried to work it out with a slide rule."