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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway"
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"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"
"What do you call a Chinese Pilot? A Pilot."
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -Oscar Levant."
"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"
"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
"Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft."
"I bought a fitbit that's connected to the GPS in my car. Even though I punch in coordinates to a restaurant, it always takes me to the gym."
"Men are like parking spots... The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."