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Joke of the Day

"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""

"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck."

"Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is."

"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""

"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

"if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver"

"A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""get your black ass outta here."""

"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."