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Joke of the Day
"How did King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even."
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"If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply ""Like"" to all of my tweets. I'll understand"
"My car is supposed to have self-inflating tires. I don't believe it though. I think they just talk a big game."
"How many Tourette's syndrome sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Damn fuck shit screw you dickhead just one asshole twat cocksucker."
"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"If you're American before you go to the bathroom and American after. What are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"Love me sister, I incest."
"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"