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Joke of the Day

"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"

"I just heard Bill is interested in Hillary again... She's barely legal..."

"This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone"

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"

"One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore. That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands."

"Big GTA 5 bug A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?"

"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"

"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."

"Life plan: 1. Befriend shady people. 2. Witness a murder. 3. Enter witness protection & get new name. 4. So long student loans!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Probably an award or something. I mean, that would be pretty crazy. Alternative punch line: I don't know. The zoo won't let me try."