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Joke of the Day

"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"

"My girlfriend got a sex change. I'm not crazy about it but she's happy as Larry"

"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"

"A penny lies below the cliff where a jew and black man jumps from, who wins? We don't have enough information to conclude who's likely to win"

"ME: long time no see! I heard you're a doctor FRIEND: I am. what do you do now? ME: [glances down at open twitter app] I'm a writer"

"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"

"Knock, knock...... Who's there? Do you have a moment to install Windows 10?"

"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"

"I gave up masterbating I haven't been feeling myself lately"

"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."