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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."

"THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... CLAUSTROPHOBIC MAN (runs into a phone booth) (runs out, crying) no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n-"

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."

"What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ="

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

"What would you title a movie about a Nazi roofer with a speech impediment? Shinglers Lisp."

"I wonder.... Sometimes I wonder what would it feel if 'Dick' is your Real name and you say : ""No hard feelings"""