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Joke of the Day
"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."
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"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? Carlos"
"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""
"I love using sign language It's a real hands-on experience."
"What did the stone say to the hill? Let's Rock and Roll."
"A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks."
"Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one."
"truth Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life"
"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."