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Joke of the Day

"THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... CLAUSTROPHOBIC MAN (runs into a phone booth) (runs out, crying) no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n-"

"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"

"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""

"There's 2 types if redditors Those who repost jokes And those who complain about the first type"

"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"

"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."

"Hey, Morgan Freeman. Donating $1M to Obama's campaign isn't going to make him get older faster so you can play him in the movie."

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"