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Joke of the Day

"THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... CLAUSTROPHOBIC MAN (runs into a phone booth) (runs out, crying) no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n-"

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"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."
"Who decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to put on a tampon box? ""Manslaughter is illegal"" would've been more relevant."
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"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."
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"Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours."
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"Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business"
"i'm a homewrecker in the sense that i got sick out both ends in the attic and it soaked through the ceiling in 3 different rooms"
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