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Joke of the Day
"What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ="
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"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."
"What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!"
"A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them."
"Someone stole my mood ring the other day... I still don't know how I feel about it"
"WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind"
"Yesterday I saw a little kid who kept refusing to go home for a nap. He was resisting a rest."
"Dumb blondes Why does a dumb blonde have a deep bellybutton? They probably have dumb boyfriends too !"
"I'm worried I won't pass my stress test"
"The jews rated their trips to Auschwitz... they all gave it one star."