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Joke of the Day

"What would you title a movie about a Nazi roofer with a speech impediment? Shinglers Lisp."

"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""

"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""

"I hate when people kick my cats! It really hurts my felines."

"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"

"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"

"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"It's all because of a misunderstanding. Jared told his buddies that he was going off the Subway diet and he asked them what he should eat. They said to have a Little Debbie."

"If I had a nickel... If I had a nickel for every economics test I passed, I'd have 7 cents."