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Joke of the Day

"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."

"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."

"Having kids is like getting a stupid tattoo... It takes most people a couple years to realize how bad they fucked up."

"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"

"Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies."

"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"

"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."

"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."

"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."

"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."