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Joke of the Day
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
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"Why did the captain execute the pastry chef? Because his orders were to shoot all desserters."
"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""
"*Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person."
"The world is my oyster. Too expensive to enjoy every day."
"What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday? Christmas, Carl"
"this is a serious question if you have sex with a hoker and dont pay is it shoplifting"
"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"
"I hear birds chirping. Either I'm up way too late or I've banged my head cartoon style."