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Joke of the Day
"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."
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"A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. ""Help!"" cried the cellist ""I can't swim!"" ""Don't worry"" said the violist ""just fake it."""
"How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !"
"How often does the vampire go down on his wife? Periodically"
"You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away."
"How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he? (Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)"
"Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was ""schlonged"" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary! No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!"
"What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos? Thoreau Back Thursday"