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Joke of the Day

"I wonder.... Sometimes I wonder what would it feel if 'Dick' is your Real name and you say : ""No hard feelings"""

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"Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse"
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"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."
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"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."
"I got a 0 on my computers test. a 01000001"
"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."
"One man's cougar is another man's grandmother."
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