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Joke of the Day

"I wonder.... Sometimes I wonder what would it feel if 'Dick' is your Real name and you say : ""No hard feelings"""

"If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook."

"Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open."

"I asked a wise man about the secrets to success.. He explained ""There are two things in the world that you need to know to be successful. The first is never tell anyone everything you know"""

"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly this dick in your mom's mouth"

"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"New Band I recently started a new band: We have to play every song in a certain order and we all have to be symmetrical on stage. We're called OC/DC."

"A Lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!"