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Joke of the Day
"I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people"
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"People say America is free, but Korea is free too! Whenever I was born, my parents gave me a choice: Piano or Violin."
"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""
"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
"What doesn't belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Answer: blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs and wife but you cant beat a blowjob!"
"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"
"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""
"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."
"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his girlfriend on the other side, but then he got taken by McDonalds and crushed for chicken nuggets."