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Joke of the Day

"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."

"Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder."

"My Girlfriend is quite the fox... She eats out of the garbage at night."

"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."

"How much did the pirate spend on his earings? A buck an ear."

"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."

"My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum."

"Help oh god a I tied a balloon to my hand and now I'm two hours over the ocean held hostage by the wind"

"I can't understand why the Nike store's ""vodka drinking couch pants"" are labeled ""yoga pants""."

"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."