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Joke of the Day

"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."

"Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May"

"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."

"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest."

"Her: 'Do I look, like, fat?' Brain: no,no,no,no Brain: Of course not. Brain: Say SOMETHING Mouth: 'Like a fat what?' Brain: Oh dear God"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !"

"I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond."

"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"

"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."

"British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U"