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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
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"I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: ""You always run faster with a knife""."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cart has claws at the end of its paws. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Edit: spelling"
"Does Bill Cosby like puddin? Yeah, puddin his dick where it doesn't belong."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza in the oven doesn't scream."
"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."
"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"
"Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article."
"How did alexander find out his wife was a slut? when she got the whores throat."
"Say ""Unreliable Airline"" three times fast. Delta Delta Delta"