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Joke of the Day

"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it.."

"You know when your a procrastinator when... You're"

"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."

"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"I bought a great book today: The History of Krazy Glue I can't put it down"

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"

"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"