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Joke of the Day

"People say America is free, but Korea is free too! Whenever I was born, my parents gave me a choice: Piano or Violin."

"Wifey: We should get a chest freezer. Me: We don't need a freezer that big. Wifey: What if we need to hide bodies? Me: I love you."

"Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. and dont ask y."

"How do you make a tissue dance? By putting a little boogie in it!"

"What did the boulder say to the other boulder? I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks."

"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."

"Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names"

"[Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him"

"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"

"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."