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Joke of the Day

"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word."

"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."

"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."

"A man decides to give up his fancy lifestyle and moves to the wilderness to live with bears. He claims that he only needs the bear necessities."

"afraid Alone in my room and and thinking someone is also there lol."

"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."

"Out having dinner with friends. One of my friends mentioned the clothes I had on was gay... I told him, ""yes, they came out the closet this morning."""

"My hobbies include 1. Refreshing the same fucking apps over and over 2. Winning arguments in my head that are already over 3. Starring into the fridge because I'm bored ..."

"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"